Lets Make Everything Sparkle
Current Mood: Mucus

"Guys I’m not—"

I sniffle pathetically

"not feeling so good right now"

a runny line of mucus dribbles down my lip

"I thought it was just allergies but ma—"

I sneeze, my hand becomes soaked in spiderwebs of snot

"—maybe I really am sick I dunno"

I try to snort back the unending tide, with little success

"I need to go lie do—"

with a sickening crunch of bone and the splorshof viscous fluid being released from a great pressure, my sinuses burst open, shredding my face like a rotten melon, spraying out a vast puddle of phlegm that I fall forward into with a thick splat, my brain slides out on the stream of ooze, it turns out my brain had long been crusted over with a thick layer of semi-dry booger

a tiny parasitic man emerges from the shrapnel of my skull, he is sinister and made of pollen

"One down," he sneers, "Seven billion to go."

Iris out on his face as he turns his malicious gaze to the camera.  Are you next???

did anyone else ever play Tetrisphere on the N64 or was that entire game a fever dream of mine

I felt it necessary to draw ONE thing before the night was up, so that I could say I didn’t waste the whole night playing Starbound.  So I picked a character, picked a stock pose, and went to work.  I need to get myself into the habit of using references more often with posing.  Even something basic like this takes a good bit of thought and fiddling to get it right.

I felt it necessary to draw ONE thing before the night was up, so that I could say I didn’t waste the whole night playing Starbound.  So I picked a character, picked a stock pose, and went to work.  I need to get myself into the habit of using references more often with posing.  Even something basic like this takes a good bit of thought and fiddling to get it right.

Beware the beast man, for he is the devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death.
So therealbusters got me Starbound and of course I’ve known from the moment I heard about the game that I was gonna play an Apex.  Meet Yitra.
Yitra is a defector from Big Ape, but not for the reasons you’d think.  She is the heir to a long line of ancient ministers who uphold the scriptures of the Lawgiver.  She and her faction wish to topple the Miniknog and reestablish the theocracy that once ruled the Apex.
So basically, this is Dr. Zaius’s descendant, and she is a battle nun.
Beware the beast man, for he is the devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death.

So therealbusters got me Starbound and of course I’ve known from the moment I heard about the game that I was gonna play an Apex.  Meet Yitra.

Yitra is a defector from Big Ape, but not for the reasons you’d think.  She is the heir to a long line of ancient ministers who uphold the scriptures of the Lawgiver.  She and her faction wish to topple the Miniknog and reestablish the theocracy that once ruled the Apex.

So basically, this is Dr. Zaius’s descendant, and she is a battle nun.

I never had any interest in drawing suits until I made a character who wears them.  He’s such a douchebag.
I bet he showed up dressed like this at the bowling alley then got mad when they made him change his shoes.
It’s all a part of the illusion, you see, because nobody would expect this little prissypants to spend his free time crawling through air vents and hiding in dumpsters to ferret out government secrets for the rebellion.
Zack is fifteen and younger than his twin sister by a few minutes.  He’s the littlest terrorist.

I never had any interest in drawing suits until I made a character who wears them.  He’s such a douchebag.

I bet he showed up dressed like this at the bowling alley then got mad when they made him change his shoes.

It’s all a part of the illusion, you see, because nobody would expect this little prissypants to spend his free time crawling through air vents and hiding in dumpsters to ferret out government secrets for the rebellion.

Zack is fifteen and younger than his twin sister by a few minutes.  He’s the littlest terrorist.

Found these while sorting through and trimming my pictures folder.  Don’t ask for context this is all the context there is.

I’m searching through my old comics folders and found two folders, one titled Anthill Dan and the other called Ballad of Anthill Dan and they both are filled with the same image of an ant centaur with different text over them

some are pencil but

some are fancy

and there’s at least 30 of these, possibly 60 I haven’t checked to see how many repeats of the same lines there are

past me was terrifying

the more I think of these two dorks the cuter they get

Once upon a time when they were middle school babies, Tina let herself into Draco’s house because it was time to help him through his math homework and he leaves a key under the mat for her.  She walked in on his dad beating the shit out of him (generic abusive drunk dad scenario, these are minor characters so I’m not gonna get into too much detail if I ever even write this into the story) and freaked out and her first instinct was to sneak silently into the kitchen and get a knife to stab his dad in the spine with.  Haven’t figured out how Tina doesn’t go to jail for that (aside from being 12 at the time) but Draco feels like he owes her literally his life.  She’s the only one allowed to call him by his real name because he was named for his dad and he does not want to be reminded of that.

Is it bad or good when every minor villain character gets a cute backstory and the comic isn’t even written yet

THE BOYFRIEND JUST CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND MADE A ‘QUACK QUACK’ NOISE AND HANDED ME THIS

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO IN THERE HONEY?  YOU SIT ON THE TOILET AND MAKE ORIGAMIS OUT OF THE POOPWIPE PAPER?

He’s fucking cute.

I’m lying on the ground with my cheek on the cold tile floor and scooting across the kitchen by minute kicking motions of my legs.  Someone help me construct playlists based around my OCs.